The Drip

Purple Guava

The Drip

Purple Guava

Stats:

27.41% THC

0.0% CBD

% Other

2.81% terps.

Terps listed

Price: $69.99 Mendo

Size: 7 grams

Rec/Medical: Both (?)

Opening thoughts:

They crushed the last bag I got, I'm not gonna lie these folks are just fully shocking me with their stuff. I'm gonna smoke every offering I can get my hands on. There's no real question on whether or not to grab it.

Will this raise the bar or have me second guessing?

Now I'm smoking for Science (so you don't have to!)

Break Down:

Packaging: 3.5/5 Its has the information on the front of terps which would make it an easier talking point, it's got flashy colors and a cute tray to help minimize any damage to the product. Downfalls are I hate mylar bags, there's more plastic to throw out and it's kind of a tough bag to get into. I stand by my score.

Aroma/taste: 5/5 this was so loud my neighbors could smell it. I barely had it open and my wife was like "THAT'S LOUD, SO LOUD I HAVE TO YELL OVER IT".

Grapey citrus notes filled the room, the hallway, traveled down the elevator and knocked on every door. The flavor was a smokey grapey melody of holy f*cking good.

Buds: 4/5 a touch on the smaller side but the coloring made me drool. Crystals and purples all throughout the buds. Definitely a show off bud, just wish I got a monster bud to show off.

The Burn: (pure hemp papers) 5/5 these were straight proper burns. Beautiful ash, resin rings that were almost dripping and smoked evenly with no harshness.

The Buzz: 5/5 I loved this for gaming. I probably beat two or three full length games while baked out of my gourd on this. Did I want to be social? Not really. Did I want to be the hero and save the mother trucking day? You bet your ass I did.

The Burnout: 2/5 maybe it was the many hours on the couch, maybe it was all the junk food or maybe I was on vacation but the naps came quickly and were very short.

Overall: 24.5/30 nothing is perfect but this was damn good, it's definitely one to get. I'm just picky. They get my love and my money. Don't sleep on this brand or you'll miss out on some quality goods.

As always,

Peace, love and pre-rolls

- Papa Jefe.